this is a classic millionaire's shortbread, but i'm replacing the 'm' with a 'b' in honor of the $1.5 BILLION POWERBALL JACKPOT! i can't wrap my head around how much money that is. the winner can literally book a flight with space adventures and take a trip to the moon. that's probably what i would do. [...]
this is the perfect back-to-school breakfast! it's packed with protein and light on carbs in order to ensure long-lasting energy for a full day of classes. okay that's BULLSHIT do NOT give this to your children before school. they'll bounce off the walls for a few hours, and then crumple to the ground in [...]
my brother got a tattoo today! it's a bridge, and it's on his RIBCAGE. where all the nerve endings are. owwwwww. i'm not sure exactly what the significance of it is, but it's from the video game 'shadow of the colossus' and it looks fuckin BOMB. the tattoo artist's main instructions were to [...]
