tectonic smash cake

tectonic smash cake

soil profiles! wow, talk about something i don't give a fuck about! i'd rather pass an entire slim jim through my sinus cavity than have to learn about loam and bedrock again. APES was such a bullshit class. that might've had something to do with my teacher not believing in climate change, but who knows. so WHY [...]

carrot cake with liquid cheesecake and graham cracker ganache

carrot cake with liquid cheesecake and graham cracker ganache

i found a package addressed to me on the porch a few days ago, and i torn it open and ripped the wrapping off its contents before realizing that it was probably meant to be opened during hanukkah. oops! well, the gift was the momofuku milk bar cookbook, and it has effectively drawn me back into an [...]